dis Buh-ens: Summone call Rescue NOW!!!

[idesign245]

oh god... this thread had me rolling on the couch laughing so hard I was crying!  Hayden wanted to write something:

Buh-ens! Dats awful abouts de dye-per! Iz sowwy youz has to wear dose contwapshuns... Iz tried callin da rescue peoples but Iz kept hittin da wrong numbers  Iz hopes that you not slippin on dose floors no mores. I send lots of lub. 

[lubbincarl&gerty]

Heyo Buh-ens.  Ize so sowwy dat yew gotz da ware da di-per and da sox, but yew look bery purdy.  Ize just stopped habin da axidents.  Mommy sez dat I got da most powerful bladder in da world.  I lub tew sneak and make pee pee on da carpets.  One day, Mommy picked up da carpet and the hhole hardwood floor underneaf wuz black.  Ize just redekoratin!  So far, Ize redun da floor in da study, da bedroom, an da livin room.  I don't fink Mommy liked it too much, tho.  I didn't get in twubble, but Mommy started takin me outside fer a loooong tibe intil Ize peed.  I no dats not yer pwroblem 

I hopez when Ize gets as old as yew, I looks as purdy.

Lub,
Gerty

[motts04]

  Holy Crap this thread is HiLaRiOuS 

[khybeemaow]

Buh-ens! Dats awful abouts de dye-per! Iz sowwy youz has to wear dose contwapshuns... Iz tried callin da rescue peoples but Iz kept hittin da wrong numbers  Iz hopes that you not slippin on dose floors no mores. I send lots of lub. 

deer hayden, tank yew fer tryin to call rescues peeples. do yoo has a kitteh? kittehs hav small feet an dey can push buttons on da fone.

pweeze hewp me,
buh-ens

p.s. i asked bailey if she cood hewp me cuz she a german shepherd an she supposed to be smart about helpin but she dum like a flower - all looks, no bwains 

Heyo Buh-ens.  Ize so sowwy dat yew gotz da ware da di-per and da sox, but yew look bery purdy.  Ize just stopped habin da axidents.  Mommy sez dat I got da most powerful bladder in da world.  I lub tew sneak and make pee pee on da carpets.  One day, Mommy picked up da carpet and the hhole hardwood floor underneaf wuz black.  Ize just redekoratin!  So far, Ize redun da floor in da study, da bedroom, an da livin room.  I don't fink Mommy liked it too much, tho.  I didn't get in twubble, but Mommy started takin me outside fer a loooong tibe intil Ize peed.  I no dats not yer pwroblem 

I hopez when Ize gets as old as yew, I looks as purdy.

Lub,
Gerty

deer gerty, tanks for sayin iz pwettyy. i tinks yoo is berry berry pwetty. i iz glad yoo dont pee in yur howse no more. yur floors sounds loverely and i tink yur a good redekorater. i dozent noes why peeples dont like floors to be diffrent color. i likes it 

lub, buh-ens

[Onslow]

Aww...Buh-ens looks sooo cute in her new slipper socks   My aunt's German Shepherd used to wear a special doggy diaper at bedtime called "Piddle Pants."   ( I think someone should explain to Miss Fiona  that her older sister is being VERY WELL cared for!)

[idesign245]

Buh-ens! I do gots a kitteh! I gots 5 of dem. I will get dem to phones da rescue peoples pronto. Do not worry! Iz on it.

Lub
hayden
xo

[khybeemaow]

Buh-enns! I do gots a kitteh! I gots 5 of dem. I will get dem to phones da rescue peoples pronto. Do not worry! Iz on it.

Lub
hayden
xo

tanks hayden. i goz 4 kitehs but three of dem are bengils so dey gots reely reely big feets. Seebs has little feetz but she woodent stop tawkin if she got on da phone and she wood forgetz to tell rescue peeples about me 

[idesign245]

Deez kittehs, I tell yew... dayz usewess!  I told dem all to start phonin the rescue peoples and guess who dey phoned? The fish and chips place and ordered halibut.    Dis is why Iz likes to chase da kittehs, but I don't chase my Hoby cause he lubs me and I lub him.

To tell you the twuth, I tinks you looks cute in da booties and your topless bikini... its quite edgy and at your age, you can do what ever you likes!    You could go to dose topless beaches dat are popular in dis place I heard of called Urope.  Iz don't know wheres it is, but I tink you would fit in! But don't goes in the water, cause I wouldn't want you to sink! Iz never swimmed before, but I don't tinks I'd like it vewy much.

Anyways... I hopes you doing otay!  Are you on dogster? I lub adding new friends on dogster! 

Lub,
Hayden
xoxoxo

[khybeemaow]

tanks fer tryin to get yur kittehs to call. mebbe dey cood order me sum fish an chips too?

tanks fer sayin i edgy. i goes to da beech sumtimes and i heerd the peeples say i too boyant to be in da water an i could end up in sumplace called howeye-wee with da hulu girls cuz i cood float away. one time i went to da beech and a seal was checkin me out cuz he thinked i was a seal too 

eta: I forgetted to say i not on dogster but fiona, bailey, and spike are

[MedicBarbie]

OMG! ROFLMAO!!! I'm dying here!!!   I can't even think of anything to say I'm laughing so hard! Imagine that!

[idesign245]

your fish and chips iz on da way buh-tens! iz also added your family on dogster... you should make yourself a page, saying you're siblings have them! 

[idesign245]

Buh-ens... I lub you.

xo,
hayden

[Oliver'sMom]

OMG... I am laughing so hard that my stomach is beginning to hurt!     You guys are so funny!!!!  I will continue to come back anytime I need a good ab workout! 

[Charlies Mom]

  This is too funny 

I love the last pic of Buh-Ens with her socks  She looks too cute!!

[Tdcompton]

Awww Buttons! Don't feel bad, Schmoopee has accidents when she sleeps too, it is frustrating for your momma and daddy but I know they love you and that they won't be upset with you... They only make you wear the diaper b.c they luv you 

Schmoopee and I will come steal you away though without a second thought!!!