dis Buh-ens: Summone call Rescue NOW!!!

[khybeemaow]

I peed  the peeple had the carpet cleened yesturday. dey used a purple light da nite befor and sprayed stuff where da carpet lit up. the peeples were not happy and they put plastic where they sprayed 

dis is where we sleeps and I pees in da night sumtimes


the peeple says i gotta ware sumpin called a dye-per when I sleeps now


the peeple sayed I haf to ware non-slipps sox cuz I slides on the wood floor when I walks


Pleez peeples dat sees this - CALL DA RESCUE peeples an tells them I needs RESCUE NOW!!! This is croolty to bulldawgs 

p.s. Fiona typed this for me. She is the smart and pretty one 

[Gracie & Bea's Mom]

Noooo!!!!! You can't do this to Buttons!!!  Buttons! We are coming to get you now!
Bea and Gracie

[DwightsMom]

OMG!!! Buttons!!! I love you!!! I'll come to your rescue anyday!!! You are just too cute!!

[MedicBarbie]

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Mizz Buh-ens!!  You poor thing!!

Phats sez yewz can come and live here, but it a LOOOONG drive

HAHA!! That was funny!

[emmabull]

Hold on Buh-ens Auntie Terry is coming!

Now Buh-ens you didn't do anything stupid did you? It kinda looks like a body rolled up in a blanket on the first pic! 

[Gracie & Bea's Mom]

Buttons,
You, too, are smart and pretty!
At our house, you won't have to wear a diaper or non-skid socks.  Our mom has TWO steam cleaners and spends hours a day cleaning up after us.  We think she likes it!   
Gracie and Bea
P.S.  How do you start a car?

[MedicBarbie]

^^
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I am NOT the only one with TWO steam cleaners!! YAY!!!!!

[khybeemaow]

Hold on Buh-ens Auntie Terry is coming!

Now Buh-ens you didn't do anything stupid did you? It kinda looks like a body rolled up in a blanket on the first pic! 

Spike hated the sound of the carpet cleaner so maybe that's him rolled up in there 

[khybeemaow]

Buttons,
You, too, are smart and pretty!
At our house, you won't have to wear a diaper or non-skid socks.  Our mom has TWO steam cleaners and spends hours a day cleaning up after us.  We think she likes it!   
Gracie and Bea
P.S.  How do you start a car?

deer gracie and bea, my peeples have two steem cleeners too and dey spend hours every day cleening up after me when I pee. the peeples even buyed special pad unner the carpet to help wit da smell but I pees a lot  sumtimes I dont even know I is peein. I jus stands up and beforr you knows it, me back legs are wet. I thot Spike was peein on me but I tink its me  I heared the peeples say I is incontinental. I not incontinental, I from San Jose 

p.s. dozent the car start by itself?

[MedicBarbie]

incontinental!! ROFL!!

[Gracie & Bea's Mom]

Dear Buttons,
It's me, Bea.  Ise, too, sometimes have a potty pwoblem.  Ise two and a haf and Ise sometimes still gos potty on the cawpet.  Mommy just cweans it up tho wif thu steem cweaner. Ise just get embawassed when she tawks about my pwobwem wif otha peeples.  Ise doin betta, though, but Mommy says the house still smells wike pee.  So, if youse come wives here, Mommy will tinks its me and youse won't get in twouble.  (I don't gets in twouble etha.)
Bea Bea

[khybeemaow]

dear bea bea,

I sowwy your momma tawks about your pee pwoblem wif other peeples. I never gets in twoble either. I tink the peeples were suprised when they used the purple lite the other night cuz I heared one of them say da carpet lghted up like a cwime seen. I dunno what dat is but it must not be good cuz da man wif the noysey machine came to our howse.

Spike was scared of da machine.

buttons

[My Chloe]

Dont fret, Buttons!!

Chloe and I are on the way to rescue you from that mean peeples
I am used to washing dog blankets, but I might take you to the vet to make sure you don't have a UTI though

[emmabull]

Hold on Buh-ens Auntie Terry is coming!

Now Buh-ens you didn't do anything stupid did you? It kinda looks like a body rolled up in a blanket on the first pic! 

Spike hated the sound of the carpet cleaner so maybe that's him rolled up in there 

[MedicBarbie]

Deer Mizz Buh-ens,

Iz me, Phats.  I'z a ceenior ceetizen like yew, an I peez on da carpet all a da timez.  But I knowz whatz I'z doin.  A yong time ago, my old Mama wuldn't take me ousside, so if nobody yookin at me, I jus pee on da fwoor.  Mama has swowy changud aww da fwoors in da new house tew wood cuz I don pee on dat.  I not pee in da bedrum eider, cuz unwike my Sista, Chubbs, I don yike to seep where Iz pee.   Muh favowite pwace to pee is da top o da stairz.    I awso pee on da throw wugs.  I not get in twouble eider.

Mah Mama an Daddy used dat cwime scwene wight in here, an dey said it yooked yike a bwoody massacre an' den Mama started dat noise muchine.  I don yike dat eider.

Sew, Miss Buh-ens... I get it... iz OK, but mah mama getz mad at me tew... I'z sowwy yew hasta wear pwastic panties.  I eat panties. I prefer Victoria's Secret and LaPerla